0. HELLO WORLD, in which I remember to 0-index!

Yup, THERE'S MOAR. Did you think that just because I am* back in the land of actually fast fast food and gloriously few ?!#@&?! * umbrellaz, the fascinating, universally relevant events of my exciting life would be over? WRONG. They are just beginning. In a mere 7 months, I will be released from my sanctuary/holding pen of higher education and unleashed upon the world, where I will wreak havoc and make mischief until I enter The Workforce (wooooo!).

So, this blergging will continue, as will my adventures, and all I ask in return for humbly* lighting up your life is that you write/email/call/skype/skywrite me about your adventures, and if we're in the same place come play with me!

LOVE from Paris but not for long! (not long the Paris part I mean, because of course me love you longtime)

CLARE

p.s. my apologies for the cheesy picture. my choices were narrowed down to this, some robot/spaceship pattern that looked like my onesie, and a picture of the moon that was awesome but kind of distracting. and this one reminds me of the Olympic Peninsula.

* by "am" I mean "soon will be" if you are reading this before December 12, 2011--mark your calendars!

* to any small children, I apologize for failing to control my fiery hatred of the dumbest invention ever and of being ripped off by Monoprix when reluctantly purchasing one.

* this is irony, because as we have previously discussed, blogging is inherently hubristic.